How to Look Homeschooled.

     Now I know that thousands of my readers have been begging for a post like this, so after careful research, I came up with some extremely helpful tips on how to look, and act, homeschooled.

First, if you're a guy, always wear pants that are too short. If your pants cover your white socks, you obviously need shorter pants. If you're a gal, then you need to wear a long skirt, preferably denim or something out of fashion.

Second, your shirt. If you happen to be a manly young homeschooler, you're probably a guy. And you probably wear some kind of shirt with a collar to church. So ALWAYS button that top button, even if the rest aren't. Well, actually, never-mind. But leave it buttoned, no matter what anyone tells you. If someone does tell you to unbutton your top button, they're probably just jealous of your incredibly good looks, and are trying to attract people's attention to the unbuttoned button.

Third, never get those big squarish glasses with plastic rims. Ovalish metal rimmed glasses will really look sooooo much more homeschoolish, and maybe like an owl.
    Whatever you do, don't wear the latest styles that they suggest at the eye-glasses place. You know what fits in with homeschoolers, (at least you will if you read this) so don't get the latest styles that public-schoolers wear.

Fourth are a few random tips. For example, red should not appear as a color on your pants or shoes. Or any bright color, for that matter. Tennis shoes should look dull and maybe white or gray. Wearing skinny jeans, whether you're a guy or gal, will definitely not add to your homeschooler image.
And athletic shorts just don't look very homeschoolish. And if you're a guy, definitely don't talk to any girls outside your family if possible. Same goes for the girls, but if you don't talk to girls outside your family, people will think you have problems. Well, they probably will anyway. But don't talk to guys outside of your immediate family if possible. Your pastor might be an exception.

I'm sure there are other things you could do to appear more like a homeschooler, but those are the top few. I might have a "How to Look Homeschooled 2" post one of these days, so have patience.

Completely Sincerely Yours Truly....
                 -Me